Last night I dreamed that I was cutting up apples to put in a blender (for reasons which seemed perfectly clear at the time, as dreams do). Someone mentioned to me that apples are monocots, and I (I swear I am not making this up) started singing, "A blessing on your head, monocot, monocot."
So this morning I had to look it up. It turns out that apples are not monocots after all. They are dicots.
Take that, randomly-musically-firing neurons!
"I dreamed that I was cutting up apples to put in a blender (for reasons which seemed perfectly clear at the time, as dreams do)"
ReplyDeleteI thought this was the LEAST unreasonable part of the story! I am curious to know whether your dream thought it was perfectly reasonable for you to start singing "A blessing on your head, monocot, monocot".
(But then I start singing random songs in real life, so who am I to say anything about "perfectly reasonable"!)
Well, the apples had to be monocots because dicot wouldn't fit in the song. So it seems PERFECTLY reasonable to me…… :D
ReplyDeleteDreams can be SO funny.
Oh great. Now I have Fiddler on the Roof running through my brain. ;OP
ReplyDeleteThat is the best dream ever.
ReplyDeleteWell, that is definately an amusing story.
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